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Mitch Hedberg quotes |
| Submitted By Evan Schoenberg (evands) |
DescriptionHow could there not be a Random Mitch Hedberg Quotes script?This guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said, "No ... but I would like a regular banana later, so ... yeah."Source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg Credits: wikiquote, its many contributors, regexp, and, of course, the late great Mitch Hedberg To use: %_mitch Updated to run where it is not the first entered text in a message. CommentsYou can reply to individual comments by clicking the "Reply" link next to each. # by ispytonyv on 07/01/06 at 13:34:14I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again," because apparently they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me — "C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait — Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
... HAHA best xtra ever! Mitch was the best! # by zaudragon on 07/05/06 at 17:40:42Well… you know that that quote page is missing some right?
Have fun downloading bootlegs and typing them in! :D # by davethesupermagician on 09/15/06 at 04:59:45mitch is awesome i dont think anyone on earth doesnt like him
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# by midjetville on 07/01/06 at 08:29:54
i was actually considering making this myself, but yhou beat me to it.